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Lectures From My Holy High Horse

The Stroller Analogy

Sometimes kids teach us things. I know it’s supposed to be the other way around but my kid is just extra smart.

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Leaving the Farm, Milking Cows, & Vinegar Baths

Then I grabbed that dangling, fleshy udder and squeezed as hard as I could. A little drop plinked into the bucket.

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Janice, she’s the she for me

We agreed to be betterer until best, whether plenty or nought.
And it’s not always easy to be bettering like you should,
But she’ll help you betterer, better than you thought you could.”

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I’m A Kinesthetic Learner Some Assembly Required

Eggs in the Toaster

This laser-focus-on-one-thing-at-a-time means that I’m not equipped to babysit a toddler at a reasonable level of competency.

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A Bucket of Bolts and Letdowns A Traveling Circus Alaska Holy Matrimony! I'm Not Cheap, I'm Frugal! I’m A Kinesthetic Learner

The Miracle of Life and the Madness of Pregnancy

God, If Janice loves Alaska, we’ll move there. If not, then I’ll stop bugging you about Alaska and we’ll get on with our lives.

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A Bucket of Bolts and Letdowns A Traveling Circus I'm Not Cheap, I'm Frugal!

Almost Heaven, West Virginia…

This lodging has three distinct advantages over a grub filled rotting tree: electricity, running water, and a porcelain toilet.