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Duluth Underwear and Charcoal Toothpaste (And Other Serious Things)

On Wednesday next week the high will be -9 degrees. In light of this, it’s important to not have holes in your underwear.

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Benedict Arnold Appliances, Adopted Chickens, Romantic Dinners

Where were these chickens coming from? Clearly I was being outsmarted by the dumbest fowl on the planet.

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Lettuce Isn’t A Snack!

Janice does hate raccoons. In fact, her hatred for raccoons is what got us in a relationship in the first place.

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Mr. and Mrs. Hippenhammer

We just got back from ANOTHER trip to Pennsylvania and it’s good to be home even though being at home means sitting on a crooked toilet.