She stood on the brakes as I sat in the passenger seat, dug my fingernails into the dashboard, and hummed Nearer My God to Thee.
Minivans
Our Testimonies
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"You can't go out there this time of year or you'll die," the Russian Mennonites said. "Come live with us for a few years to learn how to live here."
Holy Matrimony!
Video: The Bearhawk Project
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That time we completely disassembled a Bearhawk, sandblasted the frame, and rebuilt it from the ground up.
Airplanes
The Ketchup Conviction
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The best way to cover up hotdog taste is by covering it with corn syrup, red dye, and a bit of tomato juice. It's a substance commonly called ketchup.
Lectures From My High Horse
Perspective!
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You begin to realize that all the little things that looked so big to you are actually just a small part of a much bigger picture.
Holy Matrimony!
Quarrelsome Instagram Health Nuts
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Instagram health nuts are so good at hopping on trend trains that they make traveling hobos jealous.
Holy Matrimony!
Hiking North Fork Mountain Trail (Again)
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It's always a risk using toilet paper to start a fire because you'll warm up then wander into the woods to relieve yourself only to find out that you burned one square too many.
What Doesn't Kill You...
Video: Interview With Adi, Delightfully Dizzy, & More
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Not all that captivating, just a couple minutes of kids being kids.
Videos
Trash Cans, Preschool, Engine Overhauls, & Family Vacay
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Instead of compost, we were producing weapons grade mustard gas.
West Virginia
You Better Know What You're Doing!
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A realization washes over me that we're never qualified to do what God calls us to do. That's the point, right?
Holy Matrimony!
Slugs, Haunted Houses, & Indecisive Children
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It's bad enough having tenants that don't pay rent, it's even worse if they're the evil, metaphysical kind.
Raising Children
Getting Old & Being Mature About It
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In your thirties you realize you're sitting on top of a sliding board called Time and your children are giving you a shove.
Getting Old
Vision Oriented & Budget Limited
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Washing laundry is something Janice does a lot, at least that's what I gather from the loud sighs and groans every time she picks up a laundry basket.
Being Cheap
Gutter Gardens
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Not that I'm opposed to gardening. Why just the other Saturday I was weeding my gutters.
Raising Children
Finding Peace Despite Quarantines & Peppa Pig
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With any luck, our children will seem way more sophisticated than their parents. I guess that's what every parent hopes for, really.
Peppa Pig
Everything Is Canceled
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Now I'm stuck in the same house with a woman who likes writing long lists of things for me to do.
Covid
God, The Travel Agent
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Getting a passport picture of a toddler is statistically harder than landing a man on the moon.
God Worked Things Out
Zambia, Elliot's Melon, Family Priorities, & More
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How do you know when you're praying because you're living by faith or because you're doing stupid things and need help fixing them?