Puckered Lips & A Quivering Chest
I find myself lying on a bed in the hospital, marveling at all the amenities.
Being Sick
Phantom Potholes & Life Lessons →
Elliot learns to use a drill, Adi learns life lessons, and our new espresso machine keeps our guard up all night.
Papua New Guinea
Anyone In Their Right Minds Know That Animals Don't Use Toilets →
We eat antibiotics like Tic-Tacs, we try not to curse the world, and Elliot gets new underwear.
Being Sick
Death Warmed Over is Better Than Death Served Cold, But It's Still Worrisome. →
Janice picks up some strange tropical disease and Adi gets stitches which causes me to muse about suffering and its effects.
Being Sick
Medical Procedures, Feather Pillows, Allergic Reactions, & Wailing! →
That time when Adi had an allergic reaction, Janice had gallbladder issues, and I got some cysts removed.
Being Sick
My Problems Are Fine →
Everyone always has problems in life no matter what. And if I had to pick problems to have, I'd say mine are fine.
What Doesn't Kill You...
Close, But No Baby →
Janice recovers from COVID and almost has a baby. I work on a Porter and get some help changing a tire on a King Air.
Holy Matrimony!
Lest By Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me →
There's a real possibility that by six years of age my kids will realize they're smarter than me and will move out on their own.
Raising Children
Traveling To Alaska With My Pregnant Wife In A Cheap RV →
For many months after the trip Janice would shudder, moan, and curl up into the fetal position anytime anyone mentioned Alaska.
Alaska