Visionary Missionary

Visionary Missionary

Janice accuses me of thinking like a bachelor. I reminisce about a trip I went on while I was one.
Thanksgiving & Village Cows

Thanksgiving & Village Cows

I was a bit worried since we were already trying to be missionaries. We couldn't afford to be farmers too.
An Eclectus parrot in Papua New Guinea.

Kiwi, The Green Car Alarm

A screeching Eclectus parrot teaches me a lesson about contentment.
Elliot sitting on Wewak's seawall in Papua New Guinea.

Simple Solutions Versus Wild Ambition

Mechanics without pilot licenses are a bit like penguins. We’re basically flightless birds. This is why we don’t care much about the weather. Pilots do.
Anyone In Their Right Minds Know That Animals Don't Use Toilets

Anyone In Their Right Minds Know That Animals Don't Use Toilets

We eat antibiotics like Tic-Tacs, we try not to curse the world, and Elliot gets new underwear.
Getting Things We Don't Deserve

Getting Things We Don't Deserve

That time when God provided for our MTI training, Elliot learned to ride a bike, and Adi started a brand new life.
Life Isn't About You! An Inspirational Speech

Life Isn't About You! An Inspirational Speech

The first step to giving a baccalaureate speech is finding out what baccalaureate means.
Pennsylvania Bans New Jersey Drivers

Pennsylvania Bans New Jersey Drivers

Morality, like turning signals, is relative. I haven’t been paying attention to driving laws before, why would I start now?
I Consider Myself Smarter Than A Donkey So I Remain Hopeful

I Consider Myself Smarter Than A Donkey So I Remain Hopeful

If he didn't run home to his mama whimpering, then maybe he had what it took to be a missionary.
The Ketchup Conviction

The Ketchup Conviction

The best way to cover up hotdog taste is by covering it with corn syrup, red dye, and a bit of tomato juice. It's a substance commonly called ketchup.
Perspective!

Perspective!

You begin to realize that all the little things that looked so big to you are actually just a small part of a much bigger picture.
When God Calls You To Eat An Elephant

When God Calls You To Eat An Elephant

We're trying to achieve things but God's trying to teach us things.