Janice accuses me of thinking like a bachelor. I reminisce about a trip I went on while I was one.
Lectures From My High Horse
Thanksgiving & Village Cows
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I was a bit worried since we were already trying to be missionaries. We couldn't afford to be farmers too.
Lectures From My High Horse
Kiwi, The Green Car Alarm
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A screeching Eclectus parrot teaches me a lesson about contentment.
Pets Other Than Children
Simple Solutions Versus Wild Ambition
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Mechanics without pilot licenses are a bit like penguins. We’re basically flightless birds. This is why we don’t care much about the weather. Pilots do.
Potholes
Anyone In Their Right Minds Know That Animals Don't Use Toilets
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We eat antibiotics like Tic-Tacs, we try not to curse the world, and Elliot gets new underwear.
Being Sick
Getting Things We Don't Deserve
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That time when God provided for our MTI training, Elliot learned to ride a bike, and Adi started a brand new life.
Teaching Boys to Become Men
Life Isn't About You! An Inspirational Speech
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The first step to giving a baccalaureate speech is finding out what baccalaureate means.
Lectures From My High Horse
Pennsylvania Bans New Jersey Drivers
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Morality, like turning signals, is relative. I haven’t been paying attention to driving laws before, why would I start now?
Lectures From My High Horse
I Consider Myself Smarter Than A Donkey So I Remain Hopeful
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If he didn't run home to his mama whimpering, then maybe he had what it took to be a missionary.
Lectures From My High Horse
The Ketchup Conviction
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The best way to cover up hotdog taste is by covering it with corn syrup, red dye, and a bit of tomato juice. It's a substance commonly called ketchup.
Lectures From My High Horse
Perspective!
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You begin to realize that all the little things that looked so big to you are actually just a small part of a much bigger picture.
Holy Matrimony!
When God Calls You To Eat An Elephant
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We're trying to achieve things but God's trying to teach us things.