Over The River And Through The Woods...
It’s funny but when you move away from home it feels like everything should stay the same until you come back. It doesn’t.
Josh Snader
Thanksgiving In The Most Redneck County In America →
It takes a brave man to open a septic and I was questioning my credentials as I plopped a bucket and slowly unscrewed the lid.
Thanksgiving
New Apprentices, Dirty Toothbrushes, Nice Dentists →
Janice shrieked, ran across the ceiling, and yanked the toothbrush out of Adi’s astonished hands.
Raising Children
Delivering Bread With Herman & Huey →
Body parts began falling off of us as we hiked. A knee would rattle off, a finger would work itself loose, a rib would jiggle free from its cage.
Stories From My Youth
Defective Crayons And A Change Of Plans →
I decided to just be a mechanic. I might as well have leprosy.
Colorblindness
The Church Search →
We feel like Goldilocks finding a bowl of porridge. This church is a little too hot and that one is a little too cold.
Church Drama
Fence Jumper →
An enterprising individual could bake some whoopie pies and then set them on a table beside the road with a sign "Feed Amish. $5."
Amish
Starting My Apprenticeship At MMS Aviation →
A squawk is the sound a bird makes when something is wrong. It's also the sound a pilot makes when he complains about something.
Airplane Mechanics
When God Calls You To Eat An Elephant →
We're trying to achieve things but God's trying to teach us things.
Lectures From My High Horse
Traveling To Alaska With My Pregnant Wife In A Cheap RV →
For many months after the trip Janice would shudder, moan, and curl up into the fetal position anytime anyone mentioned Alaska.
Alaska