Lest By Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me
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There's a real possibility that by six years of age my kids will realize they're smarter than me and will move out on their own.
Gutter Gardens
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Not that I'm opposed to gardening. Why just the other Saturday I was weeding my gutters.
Finding Peace Despite Quarantines & Peppa Pig
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With any luck, our children will seem way more sophisticated than their parents. I guess that's what every parent hopes for, really.
Everything Is Canceled
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Now I'm stuck in the same house with a woman who likes writing long lists of things for me to do.