Vision Oriented & Budget Limited
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Washing laundry is something Janice does a lot, at least that's what I gather from the loud sighs and groans every time she picks up a laundry basket.
Gutter Gardens
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Not that I'm opposed to gardening. Why just the other Saturday I was weeding my gutters.
Thanksgiving In The Most Redneck County In America
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It takes a brave man to open a septic and I was questioning my credentials as I plopped a bucket and slowly unscrewed the lid.
Fence Jumper
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An enterprising individual could bake some whoopie pies and then set them on a table beside the road with a sign "Feed Amish. $5."