The Fears Of A Father
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No matter where you are in life, there's something to worry about.
The Ketchup Conviction
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The best way to cover up hotdog taste is by covering it with corn syrup, red dye, and a bit of tomato juice. It's a substance commonly called ketchup.
Lectures From My High Horse
Video: Interview With Adi, Delightfully Dizzy, & More
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Not all that captivating, just a couple minutes of kids being kids.
Trash Cans, Preschool, Engine Overhauls, & Family Vacay
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Instead of compost, we were producing weapons grade mustard gas.
Slugs, Haunted Houses, & Indecisive Children
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It's bad enough having tenants that don't pay rent, it's even worse if they're the evil, metaphysical kind.
Gutter Gardens
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Not that I'm opposed to gardening. Why just the other Saturday I was weeding my gutters.
New Apprentices, Dirty Toothbrushes, Nice Dentists
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Janice shrieked, ran across the ceiling, and yanked the toothbrush out of Adi’s astonished hands.
The Church Search
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We feel like Goldilocks finding a bowl of porridge. This church is a little too hot and that one is a little too cold.
Fence Jumper
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An enterprising individual could bake some whoopie pies and then set them on a table beside the road with a sign "Feed Amish. $5."