Thanksgiving In The Most Redneck County In America

Thanksgiving In The Most Redneck County In America

It takes a brave man to open a septic and I was questioning my credentials as I plopped a bucket and slowly unscrewed the lid.
New Apprentices, Dirty Toothbrushes, Nice Dentists

New Apprentices, Dirty Toothbrushes, Nice Dentists

Janice shrieked, ran across the ceiling, and yanked the toothbrush out of Adi’s astonished hands.
Delivering Bread With Herman & Huey

Delivering Bread With Herman & Huey

Body parts began falling off of us as we hiked. A knee would rattle off, a finger would work itself loose, a rib would jiggle free from its cage.
Defective Crayons And A Change Of Plans

Defective Crayons And A Change Of Plans

I decided to just be a mechanic. I might as well have leprosy.
The Church Search

The Church Search

We feel like Goldilocks finding a bowl of porridge. This church is a little too hot and that one is a little too cold.
Fence Jumper

Fence Jumper

An enterprising individual could bake some whoopie pies and then set them on a table beside the road with a sign "Feed Amish. $5."
Starting My Apprenticeship At MMS Aviation

Starting My Apprenticeship At MMS Aviation

A squawk is the sound a bird makes when something is wrong. It's also the sound a pilot makes when he complains about something.
When God Calls You To Eat An Elephant

When God Calls You To Eat An Elephant

We're trying to achieve things but God's trying to teach us things.
Traveling To Alaska With My Pregnant Wife In A Cheap RV

Traveling To Alaska With My Pregnant Wife In A Cheap RV

For many months after the trip Janice would shudder, moan, and curl up into the fetal position anytime anyone mentioned Alaska.