Traveling With Children 07 Jan 2020 Over The River And Through The Woods... It’s funny but when you move away from home it feels like everything should stay the same until you come back. It doesn’t.
Thanksgiving 06 Dec 2019 Thanksgiving In The Most Redneck County In America It takes a brave man to open a septic and I was questioning my credentials as I plopped a bucket and slowly unscrewed the lid.
Raising Children 14 Nov 2019 New Apprentices, Dirty Toothbrushes, Nice Dentists Janice shrieked, ran across the ceiling, and yanked the toothbrush out of Adi’s astonished hands.
Stories From My Youth 02 Nov 2019 Delivering Bread With Herman & Huey Body parts began falling off of us as we hiked. A knee would rattle off, a finger would work itself loose, a rib would jiggle free from its cage.
Colorblindness 01 Sep 2019 Defective Crayons And A Change Of Plans I decided to just be a mechanic. I might as well have leprosy.
Church Drama 25 Aug 2019 The Church Search We feel like Goldilocks finding a bowl of porridge. This church is a little too hot and that one is a little too cold.
Amish 16 Jul 2019 Fence Jumper An enterprising individual could bake some whoopie pies and then set them on a table beside the road with a sign "Feed Amish. $5."
Airplane Mechanics 02 Jul 2019 Starting My Apprenticeship At MMS Aviation A squawk is the sound a bird makes when something is wrong. It's also the sound a pilot makes when he complains about something.
Lectures From My High Horse 16 Jun 2019 When God Calls You To Eat An Elephant We're trying to achieve things but God's trying to teach us things.
Alaska 14 Sep 2018 Traveling To Alaska With My Pregnant Wife In A Cheap RV For many months after the trip Janice would shudder, moan, and curl up into the fetal position anytime anyone mentioned Alaska.